No more than His bosses oldest prop
Right before retirement they sack him from the job
And the bank won’t cash His checks no more
He’ll soon be homeless, and they don’t care

He wonders who will get Him justice?
Who will get His back? Who will set it right?
and He’s about to realize it’s open season for the swine

God bless Him and His plastic badge
Face the Sherriff and you’ll meet your match
You just don’t fuck with our bread, alright

Life is overrated, nothing sacred there, and so
Love’s been overstated, I’m not jaded, I’m just aware!
Yeah, so what if I don’t care?
They had it coming - don’t say it wasn’t fair

God bless Him and His plastic badge
Face the Sherriff and you’ll meet your match
You just don’t fuck with our families - hope you got that right